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You unlock this door
with the key of imagination.

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Beyond it is another dimension-

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a dimension of sound,

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a dimension of sight,

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a dimension of mind.

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You're moving into a land
of both shadow and substance,

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of things and ideas.

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You've just crossed over
into the twilight zone.

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Whoa.

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What's your
pleasure, sir?

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Cold beer.

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Cold beer, she is.

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That'll be a nickel.

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It's a lovely
little town.

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What's that?

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I was just remarking
about your town.

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It's a beautiful, peaceful
little place you've got here.

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It's the name
that really gets me.

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Happiness, arizona.

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Yeah, that's what
she's called-

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happiness, arizona.

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Let's see, she's
been called that

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about ten
months now.

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Oh! What was she called
before that?

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Called before that?

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Oh, various things.

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Satan's stage stop.

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Dead man's junction.

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Boothill village-
you passed it.

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Boothill
town cemetery.

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128 people
buried there.

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Every one of them
shot to death

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except one who died
of natural causes.

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Well, that's life.

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Ah, this town wasn't
a fit place to live in.

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Wasn't a night

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you wouldn't have to
step over a dead body.

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That a fact?

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All of them shooting
every night.

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There were more citizens
biting the dust

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than there was attending
sunday services.

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Ah, do tell.

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And then, do you know
what happened?

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I can't even
begin to guess.

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Exactly- town took
stock of itself.

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Got itself
a real effective sheriff.

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Put the kibosh on firearms.

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Built itself a jail and
a gallows, enforced the law.

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Next thing you know...

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happiness, arizona!

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Where a man can walk
down the street

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and have himself a drink

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without having
to check the mirror

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and see who's
gunning after him.

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Now, that's
progress, mister.

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Well, it's
this kind of thing

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that kind of brings
tears to my eyes.

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Oh, now, you don't
have to be scared

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to show any
emotion, sir.

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I know the feeling.

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Been living with
killing and violence

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all your life,
and then suddenly

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it's kind of like...

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it's kind of like the sun
coming over a dark cloud

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and shining on you with its
warm rays of beneficence.

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I do a little preaching
on the side too.

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What's your line, sir?

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My... my line?

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What do you do?

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I'm on the road a
good deal of the time.

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Selling!

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In a manner of speaking.

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Services are my supply.

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Services?

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Well, what sort
of services?

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Maybe i can
throw a little business your way.

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You might at that.

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This is a town
that could use me.

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What sort
of services

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you supplying?

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I bring back the dead.

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Introducing mr. Jared garrity,
a gentleman of commerce

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who in the latter half of the
19th century plied his trade

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in the wild and
wooly hinterlands

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of the american west.

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And mr. Garrity,
if one can believe him,

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is a resurrector of the dead,
which on the face of it

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certainly sounds like the bull
is off the nickel.

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But to the scoffers
amongst you,

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and you ladies and gentlemen
from missouri,

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don't laugh this one
off entirely,

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at least until you've seen
a sample of mr. Garrity's wares

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and an example of his services.

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The place is happiness, arizona,

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the time about 1890,

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and you and i have just entered
a saloon where the bar whiskey

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is brewed, bottled and delivered
from the twilight zone.

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What'd he say
his name was?

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He didn't say.

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He's got a sign
on his wagon.

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It says garrity.

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That could
be his name.

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By golly, that's
deduction.

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You know why we
got law and order

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in this town?

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Because we've
got a sheriff

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that uses scientific
deduction.

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I wish i'd thought of that.

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You know, if you don't know
a fella's name,

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you just look at his wagon.

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Well, now, that's really
no great shake

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of a deduction, lapham,

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but it does point up the fact

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you can't stop thinking
on this job.

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It's really kind of a think,
think, think proposition.

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Now some men depend on this
all the time

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when they should be using
the old... the old bean.

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By golly,
nobody could be righter.

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And when you use the head
instead of the gun,

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you save money on bullets
and burials and labor.

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Now he said what to you, jensen?

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Oh, he said he could
bring back the dead.

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Well, that's what he
said his line was-

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"bringing back the dead."

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Tell you, i almost
keeled back in my tracks.

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Bring back the
dead, i'm thinking.

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Well, he's
either a lunatic

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or he's trying
to gull me.

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That's when i ran
over to your office

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and got you, sheriff.

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Yeah, and when we come back,
he done and left town.

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He probably figured
you'd gone after the sheriff

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and decided to get out of town.

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By golly, that's good reasoning,
sheriff.

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That's just what he done.

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He's obviously some sort
of a con man.

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And when he saw jensen here
leave the saloon,

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he knew he was going
for the lawman.

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So, uh, he felt
he was in trouble,

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and he got out of town.

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Now that's a very fine
piece of deduction.

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Except hows come
he left his wagon?

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Gooberman, you're a very
embarrassing man to have around.

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Why do you want to ask a
question like that for?

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"Hows come he left his wagon?"

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"Hows come
he left his wagon?"

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How come he did leave his wagon?

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Sheriff?

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Way i figure it,

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he probably didn't get
out of town after all.

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The way i figure it,

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he probably checked into
the hotel or something.

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By golly, sheriff,
you're exactly right.

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That's just what he done.

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You've got a job here
for the rest of your life

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if i've got anything
to do with it.

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Jensen,

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give the sheriff
a drink on me.

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You're a real sport, lapham.

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That's real kind of you, lapham,
real kind of you.

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Real kind of you.

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Here's to lapham.

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Sheriff.

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You're, uh...
you're mr. Garrity?

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That's my family name.

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Is that your
wagon outside?

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Yep, that's
my wagon.

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Says garrity
on it?

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That's my
family name.

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Well, mr. Jensen
here says

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that you bring
back the dead.

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Now, that's a figure
of speech, ain't it?

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You don't actually
bring back the dead.

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On the contrary, that's exactly
what i do- bring back the dead.

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Well, now, you wouldn't
mind telling us

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how you go about
doing this, would you?

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Well, now, sheriff,
no offense-

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uh, bartender,
please-

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but it's kind of like a
professional trade secret

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kind of like a magician.

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Now, he doesn't tell
how he does his tricks

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and i don't tell how i
bring back the dead...

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but i do.

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The fact is,
i heard about your town here.

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128 dead in boothill
up there.

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Happiness, arizona,

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with the biggest cemetery
west of chicago

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and all of them
departing the earth

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with unspeakable
violence.

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All but one.

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And that was my
dear wife, zelda,

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rest her soul.

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A fine healthy strapping
woman of 247 pounds,

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but not unattractive, mind you,

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and suddenly
i lost her.

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And that's
why i drink-

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from a
broken heart.

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How much loss
can a man stand?

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Killed him, poor little tyke,
ran right under my wagon.

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Must have struck him
alongside of the head.

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Hasn't got a mark on him,
but he's sure dead.

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Well, it's accidental
animal homicide.

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Well, that's decent
of you, sheriff.

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No fine or nothing?

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No fine.

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You obviously couldn't help it.

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Anybody know who
the dog belongs to?

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Stray is what it is.

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I never seen
it before.

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I'll take him out
and bury him.

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Ladies and gentlemen!

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The proof of the pudding
is in the eating

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and the proof of the service
is in the performing.

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Hallelujah!

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Now that dog is certainly
dead, is it not?

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And gentlemen,
i shall return it

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to the land of
the living.

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I shall resurrect
that dog.

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Now, please, stand
back all of you.

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Oh, i want to ask you one thing.

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In order that i might
perform the operation

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completely and satisfactorily,

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would you all turn around so
that you're not watching me.

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If you don't
mind, please.

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Eureka!

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Oh, you good dog.

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Oh, you good dog!

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There we go.

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Look at him go!

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My dear friends,
ladies and gentlemen,

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citizenry of happiness, arizona,

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it is with no small
degree of pleasure

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that i stand here

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on this quaint
picturesque main street

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performing what i
might modestly claim

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as an accomplishment
of some dimension.

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As you have all seen,

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i have just brought
a dog back to life.

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It's devil's work!

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Black magic is what it is.

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It is not black magic
and not devil's work.

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It is the application
of scientific principles

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which i have picked up
over the years

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while traveling exclusively
in the himalayan mountains.

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What i did for that dog i can do
for your loved ones-

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may their souls rest in peace-
momentarily.

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You mean, you can bring
back my zelda?

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And my former partner?

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And my late husband?

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Tonight, dear friends,
tonight at midnight,

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happiness will reign
in happiness, arizona.

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The dead will be returned
to you.

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H-he's still up
at the cemetery.

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He's been there four hours now.

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That place freezes my
insides at high noon

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00:13:15,372 --> 00:13:16,588
with the sun
shining down.

259
00:13:16,623 --> 00:13:18,457
Imagine how it
is after dark.

260
00:13:18,492 --> 00:13:20,342
I don't like
the proceedings.

261
00:13:20,377 --> 00:13:22,211
I believe when you're dead,
you're dead.

262
00:13:22,246 --> 00:13:25,347
Imagine my
little blossom,

263
00:13:25,382 --> 00:13:29,101
my own zelda.

264
00:13:29,136 --> 00:13:34,106
All those lonely days
and lonely weeks

265
00:13:34,141 --> 00:13:40,362
and tonight at midnight,
she comes back to me.

266
00:13:45,234 --> 00:13:47,119
Good evening,
gentlemen.

267
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:51,490
Good evening
to you all.

268
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,244
Whiskey, please.

269
00:13:57,746 --> 00:14:00,883
You know, the cosmic impulses
tonight are incredible.

270
00:14:00,918 --> 00:14:02,751
Absolutely incredible!

271
00:14:02,786 --> 00:14:04,636
I have just been up on boothill.

272
00:14:04,671 --> 00:14:06,505
All finished
up there now?

273
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:07,756
All finished.

274
00:14:07,791 --> 00:14:11,510
Now they'll all come filing
down any moment now.

275
00:14:11,545 --> 00:14:13,395
Ahead of schedule, too.

276
00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:16,515
I hadn't gone five minutes
into the ceremony

277
00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:19,017
before the earth
started to heave.

278
00:14:19,052 --> 00:14:20,402
Some mighty anxious folks
up there.

279
00:14:20,437 --> 00:14:21,653
Mighty anxious.

280
00:14:21,688 --> 00:14:25,407
Ah, but it'd do your heart good
to see them wiggling around

281
00:14:25,442 --> 00:14:27,910
under the sod,
just like some happy colts

282
00:14:27,945 --> 00:14:29,778
raring to face life again.

283
00:14:35,284 --> 00:14:37,169
That's your beloved brother,

284
00:14:37,204 --> 00:14:38,036
isn't it,
mr. Jensen?

285
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,173
Uh, john, he was killed
by accident last march.

286
00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:44,927
We had a gunfight in here and
he got hit by a stray bullet.

287
00:14:44,962 --> 00:14:46,795
The same size
and shape as you

288
00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:49,932
with a kind of a limp?

289
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,436
Uh...

290
00:14:54,471 --> 00:14:56,939
how did you know?

291
00:14:56,974 --> 00:14:59,558
Your brother was the last man
buried, mr. Jensen,

292
00:14:59,593 --> 00:15:02,694
and the last buried
are the first ones

293
00:15:02,729 --> 00:15:04,563
who'll be coming back down.

294
00:15:04,598 --> 00:15:06,565
Coming back down?

295
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:11,570
Ha! I believe
that's him coming now.

296
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,472
Mr. Jensen...

297
00:15:30,507 --> 00:15:32,975
it's your own
beloved brother john

298
00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:35,477
and a more decent,
honorable citizen

299
00:15:35,512 --> 00:15:38,597
never pulled a cork
from a bottle, so i'm told.

300
00:15:38,632 --> 00:15:41,733
Mr. Garrity, he was a
lowdown thieving skunk.

301
00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:44,853
He spent more time tapping
the till and stealing whiskey

302
00:15:44,888 --> 00:15:47,356
than he did
waiting on customers.

303
00:15:47,391 --> 00:15:48,240
You dishonor the man.

304
00:15:48,857 --> 00:15:51,360
And here he returns to you
from the grave.

305
00:15:51,395 --> 00:15:53,862
And after that unfortunate,
accidental bullet

306
00:15:53,897 --> 00:15:56,365
that caught him
between the shoulder blades.

307
00:15:56,865 --> 00:15:58,750
Mr. Garrity.

308
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,253
What do you charge

309
00:16:01,288 --> 00:16:03,121
to bring back
these dead people?

310
00:16:03,156 --> 00:16:06,258
Room and board, but my
major source of income

311
00:16:06,293 --> 00:16:08,126
is the pleasure
i derive

312
00:16:08,161 --> 00:16:10,012
bringing happiness
to my fellow man.

313
00:16:10,047 --> 00:16:12,514
Well, how would you
like to increase

314
00:16:12,549 --> 00:16:13,765
that source of income?

315
00:16:14,383 --> 00:16:16,268
You'll have to speak
a bit plainer.

316
00:16:16,303 --> 00:16:18,770
What would it take to
put my brother back?

317
00:16:18,805 --> 00:16:21,273
No, that would be a
difficult procedure.

318
00:16:21,308 --> 00:16:22,524
You see, mr. Jensen,

319
00:16:22,559 --> 00:16:25,027
after the resurrection
has taken place

320
00:16:25,062 --> 00:16:26,895
it requires
a maximum effort

321
00:16:26,930 --> 00:16:28,780
to make them die
all over again.

322
00:16:28,815 --> 00:16:33,785
Well, would $100
help the effort?

323
00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:36,288
Shall we say $1,000?

324
00:16:36,323 --> 00:16:39,408
Well, what does
500 do for you?

325
00:16:39,443 --> 00:16:43,161
It warms me a little
but i still feel drafty.

326
00:16:43,196 --> 00:16:46,915
Let's settle for,
uh... 750, shall we?

327
00:16:46,950 --> 00:16:48,800
It's a deal.

328
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:07,819
He disappeared!

329
00:17:07,854 --> 00:17:11,573
He just plain
disappeared!

330
00:17:11,608 --> 00:17:14,326
He came walking
towards us

331
00:17:14,361 --> 00:17:15,827
and i would
have bet money

332
00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:17,696
it was your
brother john.

333
00:17:17,731 --> 00:17:19,581
And he was walking
towards us

334
00:17:19,616 --> 00:17:21,450
and then he plumb
disappeared!

335
00:17:21,485 --> 00:17:22,701
That's life.

336
00:17:22,736 --> 00:17:24,586
But now don't
fret, friends.

337
00:17:24,621 --> 00:17:26,455
He'll be followed
by all the others.

338
00:17:26,490 --> 00:17:29,591
All the
others?

339
00:17:29,626 --> 00:17:31,093
Including your beloved wife.

340
00:17:31,128 --> 00:17:32,961
Your lonely hours are over.

341
00:17:32,996 --> 00:17:36,098
Your zelda will soon
be back with you

342
00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:38,600
to bring back
your peace of mind.

343
00:17:38,635 --> 00:17:41,103
No disrespect, uh...

344
00:17:41,138 --> 00:17:47,976
what i mean is that zelda was
the flower of all womanhood

345
00:17:48,011 --> 00:17:51,113
but on six different occasions

346
00:17:51,148 --> 00:17:57,986
she broke my left arm and
this poor thing was in a cast

347
00:17:58,021 --> 00:18:02,374
so many times that
i developed a list.

348
00:18:02,409 --> 00:18:05,494
Your point, mr. Gooberman.

349
00:18:05,529 --> 00:18:09,881
Oh, i would hate to
disturb zelda's rest

350
00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:14,886
so how much would it
cost to put her back?

351
00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:19,257
Oh, that's a difficult
assignment, mr. Gooberman.

352
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,143
Uh...

353
00:18:21,178 --> 00:18:22,394
$500.

354
00:18:22,429 --> 00:18:24,262
For me it was $750!

355
00:18:26,299 --> 00:18:26,898
I'm
ashamed.

356
00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:28,767
I'm truly
ashamed.

357
00:18:28,802 --> 00:18:30,652
Your own
dear brother.

358
00:18:30,687 --> 00:18:33,772
And you, gooberman,
your dear wife.

359
00:18:34,022 --> 00:18:37,776
As a public official of this
town, i apologize for these men.

360
00:18:37,811 --> 00:18:39,661
I am humiliated.

361
00:18:39,696 --> 00:18:41,530
Nothing less than humiliated!

362
00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:43,915
I don't blame you
a bit, sheriff.

363
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:46,418
And i could perceive immediately

364
00:18:46,453 --> 00:18:48,920
that you're made of
sterner stuff.

365
00:18:48,955 --> 00:18:50,789
You're not quaking
in your boots

366
00:18:50,824 --> 00:18:52,674
because lightning
peterson

367
00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:56,428
will be one of the departed
returning this night.

368
00:18:56,463 --> 00:18:57,679
Lightning
peterson!

369
00:18:57,714 --> 00:18:59,548
You killed
him yourself,

370
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:00,799
didn't you,
sheriff?

371
00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:02,050
He was the
fastest gun

372
00:19:02,085 --> 00:19:03,301
in the
territory.

373
00:19:03,336 --> 00:19:04,553
Balderdash.

374
00:19:04,588 --> 00:19:05,804
I say balderdash!

375
00:19:05,839 --> 00:19:07,689
"Lightning" peterson.

376
00:19:07,724 --> 00:19:10,809
You killed him once, sheriff,
in an honest showdown

377
00:19:11,059 --> 00:19:12,944
and if he hasn't
learned from that

378
00:19:12,979 --> 00:19:14,813
well, you can do it again.

379
00:19:17,315 --> 00:19:18,567
Something, sheriff?

380
00:19:18,602 --> 00:19:21,069
You're going to resurrect
that gunman?

381
00:19:21,104 --> 00:19:23,572
Well, it was a
mass operation.

382
00:19:23,607 --> 00:19:25,457
As a matter of fact, sheriff,

383
00:19:25,492 --> 00:19:28,577
it will give you
a marvelous opportunity

384
00:19:28,612 --> 00:19:31,079
to dispel those
ugly rumors i heard

385
00:19:31,114 --> 00:19:34,216
that you actually shot
peterson in the back...

386
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,718
late at night...

387
00:19:36,753 --> 00:19:38,587
when he was alone and unarmed

388
00:19:38,622 --> 00:19:42,340
and you had six deputies
alongside of you.

389
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:43,592
Seven.

390
00:19:43,627 --> 00:19:46,728
Now, i know that you faced up
to him in broad daylight

391
00:19:46,763 --> 00:19:50,482
but this will give you an
opportunity to shoot him down,

392
00:19:50,517 --> 00:19:51,733
if need be, face-to-face.

393
00:19:51,768 --> 00:19:54,853
Well, now, the fact
is, mr. Garrity,

394
00:19:54,888 --> 00:19:58,607
i don't think that peterson
should be resurrected.

395
00:19:59,608 --> 00:20:00,859
Actually...

396
00:20:00,894 --> 00:20:03,745
he's a menace to society.

397
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:05,614
The fact is,
sheriff...

398
00:20:08,116 --> 00:20:10,001
...he's already
on his way down.

399
00:20:10,036 --> 00:20:12,504
I don't mind
facing up to him

400
00:20:12,539 --> 00:20:15,006
but why go to all
that trouble?

401
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:16,875
Uh...

402
00:20:16,910 --> 00:20:18,760
would, uh,
you think $500

403
00:20:18,795 --> 00:20:20,629
would keep him
back up there?

404
00:20:20,664 --> 00:20:21,880
Lightning peterson?

405
00:20:21,915 --> 00:20:24,382
You do him an
injustice, sheriff.

406
00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:26,885
He was quite a lad
with the gun

407
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,770
and mighty
active at that.

408
00:20:28,805 --> 00:20:31,273
No, no, no, this will
be a $1,200 job.

409
00:20:31,308 --> 00:20:32,524
Sold.

410
00:20:32,559 --> 00:20:35,026
Jensen,
a whole bottle please.

411
00:20:35,061 --> 00:20:36,895
Happen to see a scrawny
little man out there,

412
00:20:36,930 --> 00:20:38,780
kinda gimlet-eyed.

413
00:20:38,815 --> 00:20:40,031
His name?

414
00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:41,283
Perkins. Ephraim perkins.

415
00:20:41,318 --> 00:20:43,785
Relative?
Ex-husband.

416
00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:46,288
And no tighter man
ever squeezed a silver dollar.

417
00:20:46,323 --> 00:20:48,156
And the thing of it is,
i'm married again.

418
00:20:48,191 --> 00:20:49,407
And if the truth be known,

419
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,544
i never did care for ephraim
while he was living

420
00:20:52,579 --> 00:20:55,046
and i don't see why i should
go through it all again.

421
00:20:55,081 --> 00:20:57,549
What would i do
with two husbands?

422
00:20:57,584 --> 00:20:58,800
A hundred dollars?

423
00:20:58,835 --> 00:21:00,051
Five, madam.

424
00:21:00,086 --> 00:21:03,171
Five?
Mm.

425
00:21:08,176 --> 00:21:09,427
My father-in-law...

426
00:21:09,462 --> 00:21:11,313
my father-in-law's
a big man,

427
00:21:11,348 --> 00:21:13,815
asked to be buried
with a bullwhip.

428
00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:15,066
There's just no reason
why he should...

429
00:21:15,101 --> 00:21:16,318
no, no, no.

430
00:21:16,353 --> 00:21:19,437
Oh, thank you,
thank you.

431
00:21:20,939 --> 00:21:23,325
My wife looked
very pretty

432
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,576
when she was buried.

433
00:21:24,611 --> 00:21:27,078
Couldn't we keep
her that way?

434
00:21:27,113 --> 00:21:29,581
Five.

435
00:21:29,616 --> 00:21:32,701
The rest of you just
put your names here.

436
00:21:32,736 --> 00:21:33,952
The amount's $500.

437
00:21:33,987 --> 00:21:35,203
Thank you.

438
00:21:35,238 --> 00:21:37,706
Five.

439
00:21:45,964 --> 00:21:47,849
Whoa.

440
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:54,222
Come on, boy!

441
00:21:54,257 --> 00:21:56,107
Come on, spot, come on!

442
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,227
Come on, spot, come here!

443
00:22:00,513 --> 00:22:02,364
Oh, you nice, nice puppy.

444
00:22:02,399 --> 00:22:04,232
Oh, you're a nice dog.

445
00:22:04,267 --> 00:22:06,735
I got a big bone
in the wagon for you.

446
00:22:06,770 --> 00:22:08,620
Your reward for playing dead.

447
00:22:08,655 --> 00:22:09,237
You're late!

448
00:22:09,272 --> 00:22:11,122
Oh, ace,
i couldn't help it.

449
00:22:11,157 --> 00:22:13,491
This town is the ripest pear
we ever plucked.

450
00:22:13,526 --> 00:22:15,377
They couldn't
get rid of their moneybags fast enough.

451
00:22:15,412 --> 00:22:16,628
What was the take?

452
00:22:16,663 --> 00:22:20,999
Considerably more than you
earned on the stage, dear boy.

453
00:22:21,034 --> 00:22:23,134
Played my part uncommonly well.

454
00:22:23,169 --> 00:22:24,135
Uncommonly.

455
00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:26,638
I've been checking over
the itinerary.

456
00:22:26,673 --> 00:22:27,889
Our next stop is tucson.

457
00:22:27,924 --> 00:22:29,758
We'll get a good night's sleep,

458
00:22:29,793 --> 00:22:33,511
you go in there in the morning,
get a line on the place.

459
00:22:33,546 --> 00:22:35,146
We'll see which
of the dear departed

460
00:22:35,181 --> 00:22:37,015
you can imitate
tomorrow night.

461
00:22:42,270 --> 00:22:43,521
Real sorry, friends,

462
00:22:43,556 --> 00:22:46,408
that i couldn't perform
what i laid claim to,

463
00:22:47,025 --> 00:22:50,912
so rest in peace, all of you.

464
00:22:52,781 --> 00:22:55,283
Let's go.

465
00:22:55,318 --> 00:22:58,420
Old spot, now
come on over here.

466
00:22:58,455 --> 00:22:59,671
There you go.

467
00:22:59,706 --> 00:23:00,922
You sit here.

468
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:40,328
The man don't do
himself justice.

469
00:23:40,363 --> 00:23:44,716
The actor that played you
wasn't worth a darn.

470
00:23:44,751 --> 00:23:46,584
But that there garrity

471
00:23:46,619 --> 00:23:49,721
sure can do a job
of resurrecting.

472
00:23:49,756 --> 00:23:52,841
I can't wait to get
back into town.

473
00:23:52,876 --> 00:23:56,594
I've got a lot of drinking
to catch up with.

474
00:23:56,629 --> 00:23:58,480
There's a yellow skunk
of a sheriff

475
00:23:58,515 --> 00:24:00,348
i aim to settle
a score with, too.

476
00:24:00,383 --> 00:24:02,233
And there's a little pipsqueak

477
00:24:02,268 --> 00:24:04,736
of a sot just waiting
to get his arm broke

478
00:24:04,771 --> 00:24:07,238
and i'm just the gal
that can do it

479
00:24:07,273 --> 00:24:09,107
or my name
ain't zelda gooberman.

480
00:24:09,142 --> 00:24:11,993
Exit mr. Garrity,
a would-be charlatan,

481
00:24:12,028 --> 00:24:13,862
a make-believe con man

482
00:24:13,897 --> 00:24:16,364
and a sad misjudger
of his own talents.

483
00:24:16,399 --> 00:24:19,501
Respectfully submitted
from an empty cemetery

484
00:24:19,536 --> 00:24:22,003
on a dark hillside

485
00:24:22,038 --> 00:24:25,757
that is one of the slopes
leading to the twilight zone.

486
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:29,627
And now, mr. Serling.

487
00:24:29,662 --> 00:24:32,130
The subject next time
is automation.

488
00:24:32,165 --> 00:24:33,381
Our area of concern:

489
00:24:33,416 --> 00:24:35,266
The replacement of men
by machines.

490
00:24:35,301 --> 00:24:37,769
It happens to be not only a
current industrial phenomenon

491
00:24:37,804 --> 00:24:39,637
but potentially
a sizable can of peas,

492
00:24:39,672 --> 00:24:40,889
that, once opened,
carries with it

493
00:24:40,924 --> 00:24:42,774
some very special
story material.

494
00:24:43,391 --> 00:24:45,894
Onthe twilight zonenext time,
we open that can of peas

495
00:24:45,929 --> 00:24:48,396
and present a battle between
the men and the machines.

496
00:24:48,431 --> 00:24:50,899
Richard deacon and paul newlan
star in

497
00:24:50,934 --> 00:24:53,401
"the brain center at whipple's."

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